...you go out to do chores and your nostrils freeze together.
...your face gets so cold it hurts.
...the slop you feed to your old "grandma" horse (and she doesn't finish right away) freezes solid so now she can't eat it.
...if you don't pick the eggs up soon enough they freeze, expand and crack.
...even though you have two layers of pants on, your upper legs don't feel like they belong to you anymore.
...the horses of bugger-sicles.
...and lastly, the "outside watch-dog" has become an inside dog. *wink*